Reader Beware! In this blog I will rant, rave and complain about my daily experiences as a waitress (or server, if you will). Some of my anecdotes may be funny - some may be angry - but all of them will be my attempt at cheap therapy and stress relief!

Monday, July 11

I Love Working For Free - NOT!!!

I just love the logic of some people...
"You are so busy - why don't you get some help or something.  You are running around here working so hard I'm not going to tip you just to teach you a lesson." 

:O whaaaaaat the hell is that?  Oh yeah - Ghetto Logic - it's even better than fuzzy math!  Same logic that got kwame kilpatrick elected - twice!

Patience

People - if the restaurant is busy, you WILL have to wait a little longer for your food and drink refills.... and if your server stops by and asks you if you need anything and you say nothing YOU WILL GET NOTHING - dumbass...

Saturday, July 9

Is It Tacky?

And now - here is another episode of "Is It Tacky?!"

Yes, it is tacky to walk into a restaurant just before close and then:

  • take more than 30 minutes to eat
  • complain that the food isn't super fresh
  • complain that the restaurant is out of something
  • make your server come back to your table more than 4 times
  • make your server fill ridiculous requests - like asking for extra dressing when you have some on your table already
  • decide after an hour that you need to leave RIGHT NOW!
  • leave your server less than 30%


If you feel the need to eat at that time of night - GO TO A RESTAURANT THAT IS OPEN 24 HOURS!!!!  That is why they are open late - duh!

Monday, July 4

Is it Tacky?

Welcome to another episode of - "Is it Tacky?"


YES, it is tacky to ask your server for a glass of water with LOTS of lemons and then squeeze said lemons into the water, add sugar and stir.

This is called LEMONADE.  If you want lemonade, PAY FOR IT!!!


And so we conclude another episode of "Is it Tacky?"

What Should You Expect From Your Server?

I know, I know...  I make the server sound perfect.  And no - not every server is a good server or perfect.  So here are some ideas about what is considered basic service, what is considered good service, and what is considered excellent service and how to tip appropriately.

BASIC SERVICE - 12% AND UP
Basic service by your waitress/waiter includes:
  • Comes to your table and greets you
  • Takes your order
  • Sends your order to the kitchen
  • Makes sure you get your order
  • Presents the check
  • Collects the amount due (if required by the restaurant)

GOOD SERVICE - 18% AND UP
Good service by your waitress/waiter includes:
  • Comes to your table and pleasantly greets you
  • Takes your order and double checks for accuracy
  • Accurately sends your order to the kitchen
  • Makes sure your order arrives correctly and in a reasonable amount of time (based on number of customers, food ordered and availability of cook staff)
  • Refills beverages before empty (if the restaurant's policy permits and promotes this step of service)
  • Checks back on customers more than once
  • Brings any extra items customers request
  • Presents the check at the end of the meal
  • Collects the amount due and thoughtfully makes any change necessary (if required by the restaurant)

EXCELLENT SERVICE - 20% AND UP
Excellent service by your waitress/waiter includes:
  • Approaches your table, pleasantly greets you and does/says something to make you feel welcome
  • Takes your order, makes suggestions that fit your tastes, and double checks for accuracy
  • Accurately sends your order to the kitchen and follows its progress
  • Makes sure that the food prepared is cooked properly and has all of the condiments needed for a good meal
  • Makes sure your order arrives correctly, in reasonable amount of time and is personally delivered (if allowed by the restaurant's policy)
  • Anticipates the needs or requests of the customer while they are dining
  • Refills beverages before empty (if the restaurant's policy permits and promotes this step of service)
  • Checks back on customers frequently
  • Brings any extra items customers request in a timely manner
  • Presents the check after clearing the dishes (if the restaurant's policy permits this)
  • Collects the amount due and thoughtfully makes any change necessary  (if required by the restaurant) - often rounding down to the nearest dollar
Please remember that it is very likely your server will not hit all of the goals listed in each section here.  More likely they will manage all of the BASIC SERVICE steps and many of the GOOD SERVICE steps and several or more of the EXCELLENT SERVICE steps.  If you feel that your server really did a great job, but maybe missed one or two steps out of the EXCELLENT category - give them an EXCELLENT tip!  Nobody is perfect and EXCELLENT SERVICE expectations are often unachievable due to a variety of factors - including number and attitude of customers, number and quality of waitstaff, number and quality of kitchen staff, availability of requested items, injury, and random acts of god and man.  Just BE GENEROUS with others and others will be generous with you!

Sunday, July 3

Tips for Eating Out

Tip #2

Don't make your server "work for her/his tip".  S/he is already working for the tip.  Show some self respect - woulda!

Check Your Attitude AND Your Expectations at the Door

Unless you have ever been a server (and NO McDonald's doesn't count) - do not presume to know your server's job and how it is supposed to be done.  Most restaurants have a set series of steps that the server is required to complete in order and in a specified amount of time (each restuarant has different steps of service).  Remember - every time a server has to deviate from the steps of service, your service will be delayed another 2 to 5 minutes.  Instead, you should RELAX and allow your server to take care of you - it is what a good server WANTS to do!

Part of relaxing involves leaving the bad attitude at the door.  Your negative attitude affects EVERYONE at the table and will also NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE QUALITY OF SERVICE YOU RECEIVE.  If you are in that bad of a mood - then STAY AT HOME!  Most likely you aren't going to tip me enough to make it worth dealing with your sorry ass anyway!

Remember, your server has to deal with the attitudes and demands from upwards of 100 people in one shift.  And if you think it is easy to provide great service to someone who is in a bad mood, or has outrageous expectations, or wants to make you "work for your tip" then you need to do spend about 10 hours working with troubled youth and then come back and tell me how "easy" it is.

Tipping No-No's

Don't thank another party at the table for "covering the table" when it comes to tipping.  They tippped based on their bill - YOU TIP ON YOURS! 

And 4% is NOT an appropriate tip...

Tips for Eating Out

Tip #1:

Don't aggravate your server.  You will NOT get good service...

Is it Tacky?

Welcome to another episode of "Is it Tacky?"

Yes, it is tacky to bring your own teabag into a restaurant and then ask the server for a cup of hot water and a spoon...

Well - that's it for this edition of "Is it Tacky?"